Hello G
G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
=========================
Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! 
)
=========================
A Toilet is like a National Assembly Session.
People come with lots of pressure, sit,
express their feelings, create
a lot of noise and finally
DROP THE MATTER..
==========================
Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91.
Your new balance is now Rs 129.74.
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay pathan ko
niswar mil gai ho.
===========================
Ye keh kar wo mujhay Akaila chourh gaya,”FARAZ”……
¤
¤
¤
¤
¤
¤
¤
¤
Paidal aajaa o!
DoUbLe SaWaaRi par Pabandi hai….
=========================
Kon kehta hai k Pakistan me job nai milti
Ye lo Jharu
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Or shandar career ka aghaz karo.
===========================
Teacher: What’s Your Cast?
Student: Pehle Hum shaikh the
Phir qureshi Howe,Phir Rajput Hogaye,
Ab Hain jutt,Aage Mummy Ki Marzi…==============================
Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->
=======================
Ap lovely ho -94%
Ap Cute ho -95%
Ap Sweet ho -96%
Ap Beautiful ho -97%
Ap Stylish ho -98%
Ap Attractive ho -99%
or
Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
=======================
Manzil kareeb dekh kar yun mutmaeen na ho FARAZ
,
,
,
,
,
,
Aksar Tatti nikal jati hay bathroom ke aas paas..
==========================
Bush 2 Faraz
HaaL Tou Mera Bhi Tere Jesa Hi Hai FARAZ
Bas Farq Sirf Itna HaiTumhain Apnon Ne Loota,
aur Humain jotton Ne Koota…!
==========================
Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????
Socho Socho,
??????
Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE
==========================
Hum to tanhayon se tang akar dost banane nikle the FARAZ…
Dost bhi aise mile k aur tanha kargay.
==========================
Ye keh kar FARAZ ne.
larkiyon ko truck k neechey dey diya…. .. .
bachna ae haseenon lo main agaya.
===========================
Larki nahane gai kapre utare darwaza
baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=POSTMAN kapre
pehen k letter liya phir nahane gai kapre
utare darwaza baja boli=KON? Jawab aya=DHOBI
kapre pehen k dhobi se hisab kiya phir nahane
gai kapre utare darwaza baja phir boli=KON?
Jawab aya=PAPPU(parosan ka beta hay.ANDHA hay)
larki ne socha kya farq parta hay kapre nahi
pehenti aise he chali gai darwaza khola PAPPU
ne mithai di boli=kis khushi me PAPPU=meri
Ankhein theek hogayeen.
===========================
1 Pakistani dosre se:
Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? 
=======================
Wo Bewafa na tha yunhi badnaam ho gya FARAZ..
Hazaron chahne waley they kis kis se wafa karta..!!
=======================
Bohat naam suna tha main ne Bachpan me wafa ka FARAZ,
Phir hum jawan huwey or ravayet badal gai.
=========================
Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero
Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii
&
Said !
“Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “
Zardari said!
Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai
===========================
BV se larayi khatam hoi?
1 dost: BV se larayi khatam hoi?
2nd dost: gutne taik k mere pass ai thi
1st: ussney gutne taik kay kia kaha?
2nd: yehi key bed k nichey se nikal aao khuch nahi kahongi
===========================
===========================
Jiye Muttehda….
Andhi machani hai to PPP mein jaao.
Munafiqat pehlani hai to MMA mein jaao.
Dolat banani hai to PML-N mein jaao.
Lota giri karni dikhani hai to PML-Q mein jaao.
Lutya dubwani hai to ST mein jaao.
Manshiyat ki dukan lagani hai to ANP mein jaao.
Izzet gawani hai to Tehreek-e-Insaaf mein jaao.
Aur ager in sabki bajani hai to MQM mein aao.
Jiye Muttehda….
===========================
Send me msg on these time
Morning
6AM to 12PM
Noon
12PM to 4PM
Evening
4PM to 8PM
Night
8PM to 6AM
Baki time tang mat karna parhna hota
hai
===========================
Full Corruption ki bari hai
Kyn k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai
Ab lutna mal sarkari hai
Kyun k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimadari hai
Kyun k izat ka shikari
Asif Ali Zardari hai
Ab tabah qismat hamari hai
Kynu k ab Nawaz Sharif ka bhai
Asif Ali Zardari hai
=========================
I
*
*
Know
*
*
*
U
*
*
*
R
*
*
*
S000
Busy
*
*
*
Is liye
*
*
*
SmS me kuch nhi likha k aap ka time
zaya na ho
=========================
Urdu Pashto Chinese Hindi ki bemisal
kaamiyabi ke baad Ab Faraz in English;
This is this and What is what Faraz,
If this is what then what is this Faraz….
==========================
Murgi to anday deti hai.
Anday to sufaid hote hein.
Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai.
Dood to bhains deti hai.
Bhains to kali hoti hai.
Kala to bangali bhi hota hai.
Bangali to paan khaata hai.
Paan to laal hota hai.
Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai.
Gulab mein to Kaantein hote hein.
Kantein to machli mein bhi hote hein.
Machli to pani mein terti hai.
Pani mein to insan bhi tera hai.
Insan to lamba hota hai.
Lamba to mera ye Sms bhi hai.
Mujhe to deemagh khana tha.
Ha ha ha
=======================
Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
=======================
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.
Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.
Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
========================
chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
=========================
Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..
.
.
to
.
.
to
tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
============================
Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray
tor kar la sakte ho?
Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta
tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..
=============================
Teri Sada ki Bay-rukhi ko mai aaj takbhula nhi paya…
Mubarak ho mubarak ho!!..Is shair me Faraz nhi aya
===============================
KFC New Prices
Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
=======================
1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
.
.
.
.
Very simple
Billo rani…
Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
==========================
Bhai log!
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.
Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,
Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.
==========================
A dirty msg
1 cockroach hotel gya aur waiter sai kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla
1 glass vomating shake le aao
But hath safeguard se dho laina plz
===========================
U r ..!
A
B
C
D
A 4 attractive!
B 4 best!
C 4 cute!
D 4 dear!
E
F
G
E 4 excellent!
F 4 funny!
G 4 goodlocking!
H
I
J
H-he he he!
I-i’m!
J-jocking.
=======================
PTA declared that sending msg about FARAZ
is unethical & considerd crime.
Ur SIM will be blocked in case of violation GEO news.
Lambi Lambi chor k GEO
========================
Boy: Suit to bohot acha pehna hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Lipstick bhi achi hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.
Girl: thanks
Boy: Lekin achi phir bhi nahi lag rahi ho.
=============================
Wafa ki talaash thi mujhe barson se “Faraz”… .
.
.
Bazar se jaa ke mein Kutta khareed laaya…!
=============================
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi…
=============================
Ye lo aik rupey ka Coin aur mujhe Cute sa Sms
karo kanjoosi ki bhi koi had hoti hai
Aur khabar dar is aik rupey ki tofee khareedi to…
==============================
\/ This ant is
(”) looking
<((> 4 U
/\
You know it wants to eat you
Why?
>
>
>
Tussi Sweet bohot ho na.
========================
Teri sada ki be-rukhi ko mein ne aaj tak bhula nahi paaya…
Mubarak ho
mubarak ho!!
Is Shair mein “Faraz” nahi aayaa…
===========================
Mein khud ko bohot tanha mehsoos kar raha hoon Faraz!
Plz mujhe kisi Larki ka Number Send kar do!
===========================
“0333-7722440″
Aik shaks ko ye number khawab mein nazar
aaya us ne 100 ka easy load karwa diya…
Aik Ghante mein us ke dil ki Murad poori ho gayi…
Doosre ne Sms parh ke Delete ker diya us ka 50000
ka Nuqsan ho gaya..
Ignore mat karna werna…
========================
TV On karo….
Abhi abhi Government of Pakistan ne Ordinance jaari kiya hai
k
KhoobSoorat logon ko is mulk se nikal diya jaye ga
Aap to 100% save ho
.
.
.
Par mein kahan Jaaon??
============================
Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.
==============================
kitni der se meri ankhain nam hain faraz!
koe to kamina hy jo piaz kaat raha hy
==============================
Janta hoon ke nahi ho sakti Katreena meri Faraz magar phir bhi…..
Lab-e-Aati hai dua ban ke tamanna meri…..
==============================
Ek dafa ek chuua ek haati key pinjrey main ghuss jata hai.
Woh haati ko dekh ta hai aur pooch ta hai,
“Bhai haati aap itney barrey ho, aap ki kya umar hai?”
Haati bolta hai: Main teen saal ka ho gaya hoon.
Tumhaari kiya umar hai chuuey?
Chuua sharma key kahta hai: Umar to meri
bhi teen saal hai lekin dar assal bachpan mein
meri sahat kharaab rahti thi.
============================
Cheel urri
Kawwa urraa
Maina urri
Chirria urri
Gadha urra
Oops..Sorry jaldi main aap ka b urra
dia
=========================
Din tou is shehar ki ronaq mein guzar jata hai Faraz
Yaad kuch log sar-e-sham bohat aatay hain
==========================
Ek tou tum shrmatey bohat ho
Ager baat krey koi tumse tou itraatey boht ho
Dil chahat hai koi sms na karon tum ko
Per suna hai tum sms parh k muskuratey boht ho…
=============================
Hain dafan mujh mein meri kitni raunaqen mat pouch Faraz!
Ujar ujar k jo basta raha wo shehr hoon main..!
==============================
Difference b/w Dawai & Daru?
Dawai is like a girlfrnd,it has an expiry date.
&
Daru is like a wife jitni purani ho gee utni sar ko charti hai
==============================
__l""l l""l__
(______)(______)
Ye hain wo joote jo BUSH per barsay thy in ki
Qemat Caror Dollar lag chuki hai mager aap k liye free!!
=============================
Itni shiddat se maine larki patane ki kosish ki hai,
K her amma nai mujhy apni beti ka haath na dene ke saazish ke hai
Kehte hain aggar tum sache dil se larki patana chaho
Tou pori kayenat tumhare liye larki patane mein lag jati hai
Ye larki kay chakar bhi apni hindi films
ki tarah hote hain
End mai sub theek ho hi jata hai,
Aur agar sub thek na ho tou chakar khatam nhi hota
Kyn k uski choti behn abhi baqi hai mere dost…
==============================
Yar Bed new 4
Indya accacked on Pakistan at sailkot sector.
In 1965…….!!!!!!
=========================
Main teri Maa Hoti
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy
2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …
Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy
Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->
======================
candle light dinner
The most rommantic country of the world..?
guess!
O yes! pakistan u know y?
har raat candle light dinner… =P ;->
(thanks to wapda)
======================
Student Ki Life
Student ki bhi Faraz kya life hoti ha.
wah wah
wah ji wah
Na Husband hota hai na Wife hoti hai.
===========================
Aaj wo date per boht hans rahi thi Faraz..
.
.
.
.
.
Us k jane k baad pata chala k meri zip khuli thi…
============================
Duniya buri ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya bewafa ho sakti hai aap nhi
Duniya zalim ho sakti hai aap nhi
aur
aur
aur
Kuttay ki dum sedhi ho sakti hai ap
ke nhi..
=============================
Dour rehny sai Mohabbat barti hai Faraz..!!
Ye keh k wo shaks shehar chor gaya.
Dard sehny sai Mohabbat barhti hai Faraz..!!
Ye keh kar wo shaks sar py danda mar gaya
===============================
Police officer 2 his son!
Tumhara result acha nhi aaya,
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur T.V dekhna
band
Son!Ye 50 rupay pakro aur is baat ko yaheen dabado
==========================
Jotay khane k tum he ustaad nhi ho ARBAB….
Suna hai is zamanay mei koi BUSH bhi hai…
==========================
Ek charsi ki bakri gum ho gai bohat talash kya magar nhi mili,
Sham ko ghar aaya tou bakri samne bandhi hui thi,
Ghuse mai aa kar bakri zibah kar di,
Khud bhi khai or doston ko bhi khilai,
Jab subha so kar utha tou dekha bari sahi salamat khari thi,
Aur kuta gayeb tha……
==========================
Zindagi mai kuch sapny saja lena,
Dil mai kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum aap ki raahon se her dard chura lenge,
Jab chaho hum se Disprin
mangwa lena….
======================
Breaking News on Geo TV.
Pakistan mai loadshedding khatam
:
:
:
:
:
Abhi itna hi suna tha k light chali
gae 
==========================
A dirty msg
1 cockroach hotel gaya or waiter se kaha
1 plate bulghum 1 fry nak or nuzla
1 glas vomating shak le aao but hath safeguard se dho lena plz.
==========================
Best Sms of 1947.
.
.
Tab Mobile tha kya?
Kabhie to thora dimagh ka istamaal kar liye karo!
Bas Sms parhne ki lagi rehti hai..
=============================
Likhi thi jitni bhi khat tu ne mujh ko Faraz
Ab sab phar diye
.
.
.
.
.
.
Abba ji ne khol k DARAZ
=======================
Shikwa hamein manzoor nhi…
Aaj na koi bahana hoga …
Aap ko hamari khushiyoun ki qasam…
Next saal aap ko Nahana hoga
=======================
Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef mai,
.
.
.
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Lafz Lafz Lafz
Kafi hain ya aur likhon?
===========================
1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok
kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
.
.
.
Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan
mai dafnaya jaega..
===========================
Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere…
Aajib Tera Style Hai…
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai
===========================
Zindagi mai kamiyab hony k do asool:
1- Kabhi kisi ko puri baat na batao.
2- ……!!!!
============================
Ques:Ghurbat ki intha kya hai?
Ans: Jb 1 larki 2 rupay mein kiss dene ko tayar ho
‘
‘
‘
‘
Aur aap k pass 1 rupay ho…!
=======================
Teacher: “Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai”
Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??
Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai…
=======================
Koi…
Galti
Ghhustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
Tou
Is
Akhri
Mahenay
Me
;
;
;
;
Mujh
se
Mafi maang lo
Q
k
;
Me aaj achay mood mai hoon
=========================
hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???
Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai
Jab ke
Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…
============================
You are the smartest n sweetest person I ever know!
Really.
kya hua?
Yaqeen nahin aata?
Chand sitaron ki qasam!…
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oh God
Yeh chand sitaray kahan ghayab ho gayai?
============================
Are utho…
Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?
Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?
Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?
Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna
Mein so raha hoon..
========================
Purani Kahawat hai ke,
Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.
Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??
Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???
==========================
Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama
===========================
Ab Bush k bad Obama
zara sambhal k qadam rakhna iraq me obama
Bush ko pare hai jooty Tere tou utar denge pajama
============================
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
!
Aj Faraz kuch kehnay k mood mai nhi hai
========================
Purani kahawat hai k
Sonay k time tension ko sath le kr nhi sona chahiye
Lekin phir b log pata nhi kyon??
Apni BV ko apny sath le kr sotay kyun hain!
===========================
Bijli + Badal= Savan aya,
Baraat + Baja= Dulha aya,
Phool + Nazary = Basant aya,
Tum + Tumhari Hansi = Bhago Bhago
P
A
G
A
L
Aya..
===========================
4 kam karo
1. Mobile switch off kro
2. Battery kholo
3. Sim nikalo
4. Mobile ko road pai dai maro
Jb koi msg hi nhi karna tou mobile
ki kya zarorat.
==========================
Plz mujhy 1 mis call do yahan light nhi hai
or mujhy mere cell mil nhi raha
.
.
.
Send it 2 ur frndz n check how intelligent dey r?
==========================
Girl’s college me strike thi,
Boys bhi unke saath the,
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya.
“Hamaari Maange”
pichhe se awaaz aayi
“Sindhoor se bharo
=========================
f God asked me
What Do you want.
“A Million dollar or True friend?”
I will choose….
A Million dollar
.
.
.
Be practical yar
Mil ke urain gay na
=====================
Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.
Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.
Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?
=======================
Ab Bush ke baad Obama
Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama
Bush ko pare hai joote
Tera to utar dein ge Pajama..
=========================
Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
Wah Wah
Meri Prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha
Izhar-e-Mohabat Sms se kiya tha,
Jo un ki Shaadi tak bhi Pending tha….!
Wah Wah
========================
Dard sehny se mohabbat barhti hai Faraz
Ye keh kar wo shakhs pin chubha k bhag gaya..
=========================
Log parh lete hein meri aankhon se dil ki halat Faraz,
Mujh se ab tere pyar ki hifazat nahi hoti..
===========================
Charagh-e-Aftab gum,
Bari haseen raat thi.
Shabab ka naqab gum,
Bari haseen raat thi.
Mujhe pila rahay thay woh,
Ke khud hi shama bujh gayi.
Glass gum,
Sharab gum,
Bari haseen raat thi.
Labon se lab jo mil gaye,
Labon se Lab jo sil gaye,
Sawal gum,
Jawab gum,
Bari haseen raat thi.
Likha tha jis kitab mein,
Ke ishq to haraam hai,
Woh kitaab gum,
Nisaab Gum,
Bari haseen raat thi.
=========================
Usko dekhta tha tou hansti thi,
Baalon ko lehraati thi,
Kuch soch kar sharmati thi,
Phir kuch soch kar muskurati thi,
Aj pata chala Sali
“Nafsiyati” thi
======================
Wife: sunye, ap ne pehli bar mera
ghunghat uthaya tha,to kya mehsos kya tha.
husband: khuda ki kasam me marjata agar
AYAT-UL- KURSI yad na hoti…!
============================
Log kahty he k Faraz sochta bhi he
par in jahlo ko kon samjhay
Faraz sochta to aj shayer nahi hota
============================
rozana farmayesh karti thi woh mujhse FARAZ
Mera kotha paint kara de main nachan sari Raat
=============================
Karachi k janesar hain hum
Altaf bhai k hatyar hain hum
Sindh dharti k wafadar hain hum
Jeans aur kurtahai pehchan humari
Bahadur aur khuddar hain hum
Hum se panga mat lena danda dene
ko tayyar hai hum hamaye fakar hai
k MAHAJIR hai hum
=========================
Urdu bhi kaisi ajeeb zaban hai…!
Agar watch kharab ho jaye tou kehte hain k
“Band Hai…”
OR
Agar larki kharab ho tou kehte hain k
“Chalu Hai..”
=========================
Kal polio k qatray pilanay ka akhiri din hai
Is liaye aap bhi chalay jana
Q
K
.
.
.
.
Ap ki b teesri taang choti reh gai hai
==========================
Dil k rishton ki nazakat ko wo kya janay Faraz
Narm lafzon sai bhi lag jati hain chotein aksar..
===========================
Raks karti hai gardish-e-dauran,
Dar khulay hain sharb khano k,
Chai peenay ko ab kahan jayen Faraz,
Bund hogaye hain hotal pathano k..
===========================
Arz kya hai
SmS doston ko itna kya k jeet gaye sms ki race,
Mobile bhi unka pareshan ho k kehna laga,
?
?
?
?
?
NO SPACE
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